I do Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invite my neighbors to my house, we have an enormous feast & then I kill them and take their land
“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.
Do U know why clothes make the man? Naked men have little influence on society.This is also why they DON'T say 'clothes make the woman'. *L*
If you were going to die soon & had only one phone call you could make, who would you call & what would you say? ..And why are you waiting?