If that many people believe vaccines cause autism, why can’t we spread rumors like “SUVs are bad for the environment” or “guns kill people?”
People who methodically type "3-0" seconds into the microwave, instead of a quick "33," cannot compete in today's cutthroat global economy.
“What the… Wait a second.” <blink> “This is soccer.” “We’ve been watching _soccer_?” - Americans
Going to be super-cold tonight, so if you see any homeless outside, make sure they're aware that capital-gains taxes hurt "job creators."
"It's not 'software,' Daddy. It's called an 'app.'" "Well actually, 'app' is short for 'software application,' which— where are you going?"