modi: mitron... nris: modi modi modi modi modi: in honor of me we are renaming Oklahoma to...DHOKLAHOMA [crowd goes wild]
[Google HQ] "we have priced new Pixel at 50k" "isnt it too high for india?" "sir they paid 5.5cr for Nehra in IPL" "MAKE IT 57K BC"
[someone catches fire] me: "omg he's on fire someone please get water" waiter: "sir regular water or mineral water?"
Apun bola tu meri laila, who boli "laila majnu is a sexist story that objectifies women and reinforces patriarchy and discriminati..."