A spat between Eton schoolboys has just wiped 10% off the value of the entire UK.
We're going to land a FUCKING ROBOT SPACESHIP on a FUCKING COMET. Sometimes science just requires swearing.
Top tip: Using the password "whyTheFuckAreYouCockwomblesStoringMyPasswordInPlaintext?9" can reveal security flaws with bank support calls.
Peter Piper couldn't pick pickled peppers, he patently picked plain peppers, pickling is a post-pick process. Prick.
BBC News on plane being hit by lightning: "Luckily, no one was hurt." No, not luck. Engineering. People THOUGHT about that possibility.