Tonight Im at the @CrazyCowComedy Club, 4414 MainSt. 9pm.
Byron Maxwell just said Philadelphia defense fits his scheme and the @Eagles are committed to winning on @SportsCenter.
Just the fact that you were asked "why did you leave Africa" is enough to know you talking to a dunce. twitter.com/girlswithtoys/…
2016 feels like 2015 in double overtime.
Twitter is more fun than Facebook.
Francis Scott Key owned slaves.
Remember this when you ask a descendant of slaves to salute the national anthem.
And I aint going nowhere.