reminds you that each day is a gift, and that most gifts are disappointing.
says treat everybody well except the assholes.
says true love cannot be bought, but fake love can be and it feels just as good.
says the grass is always greener where the dog took a shit.
says dream big: take sleeping pills.
says tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate.
If you can't take some time for yourself today, be sure to take up a lot of somebody else's.