Here in America you have tweeter so people follow you and they know where you are. In Russia we had secret police for that.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.
.@GarryShandling & I were in the same graduating class @TheComedyStore We were told at the same time we'd never perform on @JohnnyCarson
Happy 75th Birthday @BobHopeUSO Keep up the great work! #BobHopeUSO75 #shotofsmirnoff