Here's a fun internet game if you're bored: Google "star wars [household object]" and try to find products they haven't done yet.
I hate tea, but if served it I will drink it meekly without complaint, and THAT, not my drink preference, is what makes me truly English.
6 Mind-Blowing Reasons Why List Articles Have Totally Devalued The Word 'Mind-Blowing'
Here's a fun game: Pretend you're an alien, then try to figure out the function of toilet roll using only the information on the package.
You can make Star Wars sound all meta and post-modern if you substitute all instances of the phrase "the Force" with "the plot".