Writing is a way of converting childhood trauma into very small quantities of money.
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If you have a toddler, every day is like that scene in Jurassic Park where the raptors figure out door handles.
How to write a feature. 1. Spend 8 weeks writing a witty and erudite 1st paragraph. 2. Write the rest in 6 hours. 3. Delete 1st paragraph.
Email etiquette: Mon & Tues, say "Hope you had a good weekend"; Thurs & Fri, say "Have a good weekend"; Weds say "Death gapes for us all".