And the whole country just said at the same time, "what a dick."
Call me old fashioned, but I think leaving a 6 minute drunk voice mail at 3am is romantic
..."oh, that's what Wes has been complaining about for a decade" - everyone
The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them
Hmmmm looks like I'm gonna have to do some work to fix this. I can't sit idly by. I must work!