It's like America's amazing dad is leaving us and mom's new perverted boyfriend just pulled up in his Trans-Am. #obamafarewell
Kid just finished his assigned summer reading. Bursts out of room: "That book had NOTHING to do with killing ANY mockingbirds."
Melania: The cyber bullying IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
Don't think of it as losing your health insurance. Think of it as your chance to finally try leeches and a chastity belt.