Bite my shiny metal ass.
Futurama's back (again), baby! New episodes start June 23, so mark the date and prepare your fallout shelters for when I #killallhumans.
Remember: Anything worth doing is worth bribing someone else to do for you.
Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.
Futurama renewed for two more seasons of robotic greatness! It's a grey-Bender day, everybody.
Good morning, losers whom I've always hated!
#100factsaboutme 1-100: I'm the greatest.