Older people: "What's tumblr?" Younger people: "What's Yahoo?"
Would love phone calls to just be another notification. Why does the Phone app get to interrupt whatever I'm doing? #mobiledevice
Ballmer made an extra $1,000,000,000 today due to stock price surge by quitting Microsoft.
Today I am reminded why I pay taxes. Over 9000 officers coordinating tightly *right now* on a manhunt to catch a terrorist that lived here.