Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards
wtf luis vuitton condoms for $68? dat shit better be machine washable and reusable with a life time warranty.
#whyrelationshipsdontlast cuz your girl wanted a freak like me
wtf is up with these birds falling out the sky? is the #wakaflockalypse happening sooner than we think? haha