The Kardashian family asks that you respect Kim's privacy during this difficult time and wait until they finish editing the divorce special.
Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you disagree, congratulations, you just won Person of the Year!
Congratulations to Jay Cutler for being the first NFL quarterback to leave a playoff game due to a bruised vagina.
Twitter might know the world is ending 15 minutes before everyone else, but we'll all be too busy tweeting the same REM joke to care.
Of course the Occupy Wall Street signs are spelled correctly, what else are you going to do with a liberal arts degree?