Jeffrey Loria: no one will wear #16 for the Marlins again.
Playoff teams should give thanks to the Padres, who traded Corey Kluber to Indians, Anthony Rizzo to Cubs and Trea Turner to Nats. Ouch.
Bizarro postseason: aces Kershaw, Wainwright, Lester, Shields, Verlander, Scherzer, Strasburg have combined for 0 quality starts, 7.30 ERA.
PED statement I'd love to see: "It helped me play better. I thought I could get away with it, turns out I couldn't. See you in 80 games."