Don't forget to turn your clocks back tomorrow. About 50 years ought to do it.
My favorite Payton Manning touchdown is still the one he threw to Tracy Porter. #whodat
Strip Clubs and KFC sell the same things ... breasts, legs, & thighs. Except one dips 'em in grease while the other dips 'em in glitter.
Nothing makes me long to be independently wealthy quite like the sound of my alarm clock.
Some people need twitter to entertain them. Others simply need coloring books. The ones with the coloring books are the saner of the two