Every store is a liquor store if you have a flask with you.
I wonder why there aren’t more rap songs about being a writer. I guess there are only so many words that rhyme with “ramen” and “crying”.
Oh sure. When Schrödinger does it, it’s called a “thought experiment”, but when I do it, it’s a call to the Humane Society.
I’m not sure what it is I’m feeling today, but I’m certain the Germans have an absurdly long word for it.