Imagine watching Farage, Gove and Johnson create a friendless Britain in their own image and knowing you hadn't voted against it. #Remain
Ok, breaking news... Brand new version of Come Dine With Me begins on Monday February 1st at 5pm on C4... Come Dine Champion of Champions.
So tomorrow I voice the first ever #CDWM Couples episode. Intriguing. Watch this space.
Just seen: 13 yr olds plucking up courage outside an offy. Lad1: We need Heineken and Strongbow. LAD2 HEADS IN. Lad3: (shouts) And Ribena.