Look, vote for whoever you want but if you say Trump and Hillary are the same thing I'm never trusting anything you say again.
Probably the most humiliating thing about being Bill O'Reilly is most people think his name is "Teenage Wasteland."
Cool prank: make school really overwhelming and stressful and hard to prepare kids for jobs that D O N ' T A C T U A L L Y E X I S T
2009: Should I join twitter? Isn't it just people saying what they had for lunch? 2016: Please, just tell me what you had for lunch.
To me the weirdest part of "Karen Pence brings 15,000 to 20,000 bees to the VP residence" is that 5,000 is the margin of error on bees.