The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 1998.
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we’ll never know if space is full of space vampires. Ever think about that?
Morning sex is a great thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.