Every time I get a breaking news email from CNN I'm like "Oh shit, did he appoint Skeletor?"
I hope at some point during this holiday weekend we all take a moment to yell "Ba ba Booey! Howard Stern's penis!" in honor of #JoeyBoots.
Also, Game of Thrones book readers- try not to act so smug just because you read 8000 pages about dragons.
Can we please get an OBGYN in here to verify these virginities? #TheBachelor