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Apple Delivers Ponies Instead of Unicorns As Analysts Projected
Opinions aren’t just like any assholes. They’re specifically like cat assholes because you can’t avoid seeing them.
I’m so old I remember when Apple wouldn’t be able to sell in China because its prices are too high by which I mean I’m older than two.
Why Chris Lattner Leaving Tesla Is Still Somehow Bad For Apple Hang On Give Me A Minute I’ll Think Of Something Stop Rushing Me