Don't worry about the grass on the other side.
It's not your grass.
Never underestimate the value of someone who gets you.
Trump: "Hillary Clinton is a media puppet!"
Breitbart: Good. Now say the election is rigged.
Trump: "The election is rigged!"
I know you like the kinky stuff but I'm black so no I'm not wearing those handcuffs.
The sad truth is that most people would rather suffer than change.
Sometimes I feel like a semicolon.
I don't know where I belong.