No, you cannot have a number 24, nor a double portion of 37. This isn’t the Chinese takeaway. This is a private, slimline, white telephone.
We’re just off to my sister Violet’s. You know, the one with the Mercedes, the sauna, and room for a pony.
Congratulations to Patricia Routledge, who has been made a dame for services to theatre and charity! She said she was "very surprised indeed but very pleased that the honour pertains to theatre". Link