I’m voting remain, because apart from the fact I’m quite bright, the whole of Newcastle was regenerated by EU grants. Also, Boris is a cunt.
Prince Harry was welcomed to Nepal by five virgins. It’s a good job he didn’t come to the toon. We’d still be looking for one.
My new tutor is called Asif. My iPhone autocorrects him to as if. Just sent him an email saying: As if I am looking forward to meeting you.