I’m voting remain, because apart from the fact I’m quite bright, the whole of Newcastle was regenerated by EU grants. Also, Boris is a cunt.
You’ll all be pleased to know I have shoved my Dad’s iPad up his arse and he’s now strangled.
My new tutor is called Asif. My iPhone autocorrects him to as if. Just sent him an email saying: As if I am looking forward to meeting you.