How Britain works. "Lord" Janner won't be tried for sex crimes because he has dementia. But he can still vote in the House of Lords. Yay!
Is the "chaos" Tony Blair predicts if we quit the EU the same as the chaos he predicted if we didn't ditch Pounds for Euros?
Jungle refusnik Gemma Collins waited until she'd done 72 hours... so that, contractually, she'd get her full fee. Ever been had? #imaceleb
So ten months in jail for crybaby Oscar Pistorius. Then house arrest for four years. And Reeva's dead for ever...