Raise your booking fee by switching from DJing to "live". Use a midi controller and pretend to go hog wild on a pre-arranged Ableton set
Opening for a headliner by gradually building up energy shows far more skill than playing all of your latest bangers
Congrats on discovering dubstep in the past year or two, but if you think the genre is defined by midrange wobbles then you are clueless
Shoutout to all the girls that go to shows just to try to fuck the headlining DJ. Your contributions to the scene do not go unnoticed
If we have rewinds, why can't we also request a "fast forward" for tracks that are awful?