Today the small molecule from my grad research was dosed into humans. I was the first person to put it in a mouse and now it's in a person.
In case you're deciding between MD and PhD, let me point out that Husband's surprise year end bonus was more than I make in an entire year.
All the baby "classes" on weekends are listed as "Daddy & Me"... because moms should be able to go on weekdays. What is this, 19fucking50?
Trying to contact a European collaborator: "I'm sorry, he's out on paternity leave for another 4 months." We can't even give women 4 months.