A woman couldn’t find a big enough Thanksgiving turkey. She asked the stock boy, "Do these get any bigger?" He answered, "No, they're dead."
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. ~ Steven Wright
Don’t say anything online that you wouldn’t want plastered on a billboard with your face on it. ~ Erin Bury
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. ~ William James