Another voter just asked me,"Are you writing in Bernie?" I laughed,"No." She looked aghast."Why not?!" "At minimum, because he said not to."
There are only 5 elections in American history when a candidate lost the popular vote, but won the presidency. They… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
A woman wearing a “My Body, My Choice” t-shirt just told me that her dog is vegan. I asked if that was the dog’s choice. And she looked at me like *I* was crazy.
Round 11 is coming to a close and the only one landing any decent punches is @NateBargatze on @ComedyCentral.