I DARE WARSI: If you want real credibility, leave the Lords and stand for election like a winner. I hate patronage. Always have #gildedcage
TEXT FROM DAVE: Can you help me draft one of the apologies-that's-not-a-real-apology please? -- At least he said please for once #coulson
AWKWARD KISS MOMENT. Now doing Hilary Clintonesque pointing to the audience and pretending to recognise people.