Anyone want tickets to see #RebeccaFergusson at #BirminghamSymphonyHall 27th March. Got 2 tickets. Face value. Please RT
‘The referee put an imaginary line on the pitch’ - Phil Neville.
No Phil, the ref put a line on the pitch - you knobber.
Did you vote #ukip yesterday?
You thick, racist ignorant twat.
Shoutout for @Droitwichfest this weekend. @nathaneades is demoing at 3pm - I'm sure he'd love it if you said hi.
Anyone going to @birminghamcubed on Saturday? I've got 2 evening tickets - but need 2 afternoon ones?