Burns: Someone up there likes me. Smithers: Someone down here likes you too, sir. Burns: Shut up!
Homer: What do you mean by suggested donation? Clerk: Pay any amount you wish sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay 0?
Oh god. Nothing good happens after 2 am. Something is coming. #HIMYMFinale
"Sure they've made mistakes, but that's why erasers have pencils!"
I like to use that Lenny line at work. A lot. #TheSimpsons600
"Wheres Mr. Smithers?" "Oh he's doing 80 years on an opium bust. I've never seen a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly." #TheSimpsons600