When a woman says "How can I ever thank you?" - she knows how, she's just looking for alternatives.
I remember broadcast TV. Hanging wire nets in the sky to catch shows as they flew past. How quaint.
A lethal dose of chocolate for a human is about 22 lb or 40 bars of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk. A single M&M is enough to kill a small songbird.
Think your typing sucks? Turn your keyboard upside-down. This is what it's like for a total novice. you're better than you think.