The only man worth chasing is the ice cream man
The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine
Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants
Dieting is easy, like riding a bike. And the bike's on fire. And the ground's on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.
Sometimes I'm hungry, other times I'm asleep
Heart's big but my thighs are bigger
Give me pumpkin flavored anything for the next 30 days