NOVAK DJOKOVIC: I don't have a name for my squirrel, but once he's eating out of my hand I will call him Rog or Rafa.
SERENA WILLIAMS: Anything Sugarmama can do, I can do better -- and on a bad ankle.
ROGER FEDERER: Rafa is the Australian Open favorite. I'm just God.
MARIA SHARAPOVA: Me? Of course I don't tweet. That would mean less time to roll around in dollar bills and bathe in champagne.