Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin.
Never leave your inner child unsupervised.
My bikini body is so-so. But my oversized sweater body is smoking hot.
The first thing you need to do if you want to marry a doctor is to stop eating apples.
Idiots are not self aware. Remember that next time you are tempted to argue with one.
I want a drink at the end of the tunnel, not a light.
"Aging gracefully" is for the insecure. I will age the way I bloody damn want to.