Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.
Me, a wise writer: "Must make my villains sympathetic." Actual villain: *drags people from wheelchairs while legislating their bankruptcy*
Did I really just ask myself, "Is there any sillier question than, 'How many question marks can I get at the end of this sentence?'?"?