Girl.. your ass is perfect, but those high waisted jean shorts tho... Like pissing on a Picasso. #NoBueno
Check out this video of me in the zone at @parqsd & @HydeBellagio here: sgm.co/1z5B2yd Thanks @sleepinggiant! #Vegas #SanDiego
For a cheap thrill while riding in a prop plane, sit by the engine. You'll feel like you swallowed your lady's vibrator. @airportstruggle
If you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk.