Everybody, but especially brands: Do yourself a favor and check that "Scheduled" column in TweetDeck. Maybe delete everything in it.
dear everyone tweeting about shirtless Mario and his nipples: like, it'd be weird if he DIDN'T have nipples, right?
how has nobody in my feed tweeted the single greatest Vine ever, bar none vine.co/v/5dWxnlBmm5Z
RIP Carrie Fisher, she died as she lived: drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra (from her 2008 memoir, Wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…