Share if you want Sue Sylvester to moderate the next presidential debate. I'd love to watch Business-Bot or Motown Dumbo try to interrupt me.
Merry Christmas, fatties.
Why has no one made a Sue Sylvester PEZ dispenser? Just instead of candy, it should dispense FEAR.
It’s official. I’m suing Charlie Sheen for infringing upon the trademark I have on winning.
"Hipsters" are just ugly people who still get laid.
Why don't they just call turkey bacon what it really is? Gay bacon.
Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.