I'm, like, the opposite of training for a marathon.
That's how you roll? Well, this is how eye roll.
Damn! Now that George Clooney's off the market, nothing's changed for me at all.
"So, do you have any plans this weekend?"
"Why, are you asking me out?"
-How to make hair washer small talk at the salon even more awkward.
O captain, my captain... #RIPRobinWilliams
Fun thing to do during a film festival: randomly yell out actors names and watch the crowd freak out "where?! Where?!" trying to see them.