That moment awkward when you thought this said "that awkward moment."
Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters.
Forgetting whether something happened in real life or in a dream
Google: "I have everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me, you all are nothing." Electricity: Keep talking bitches...
I'm not trying to brag... but i have a 6 pack ...of crayons