Don't get caught in Analysis Paralysis. Wise men readily adjust their sails, but those who endlessly study the wind will run aground.
For, everyone tweetstorming me today: I do not sign or trade sport players to teams. I cannot help you. #LearnHowTwitterWorks
Catnip on the field?! How are the refs going to keep overlooking performance enhancing drugs? #KittenBowl