My favorite thing about Fridays is how that long lunch hour blurs into that early happy hour and then it's suddenly cocktail hour and dinner
Alcoholism requires appropriate delivery systems; you don't walk around with a highball at 7AM, you slip it in your coffee
The trouble with a new office is finding things. Like the bourbon.
I'm in my office and I'm not to be disturbed. So if anyone needs me, they better find someone else to need.
I don't care if it's 5:00 -- tell them the bar will still be open after they get their work done, but their job will be open if they don't.