Get to the polling station Britain. It's time to decide which posh bloke is best at lying. #EUref #EUreferendum
The #JohnLewisXmasAd is rubbish. I much preferred the one where the boy bought his penguin a prostitute.
No nation on earth does last minute crushing heartbreak like Scotland. We can be proud of that.
Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures...
Happy fixtures day everyone, on behalf of my good friend Fixtures Man.