First dates = awkward. First kisses = heavenly. First love = irreplaceable. First heartbreaks = unforgettable.”
when I have children, I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.”
The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night and it’s the loudest fucking sound in all the universe.”
Don`t cry because they left. Smile because they gave you an opportunity to find someone BETTER.
"Mom... I'm bored" "Ok, if you're so bored why don't you clean this..." "NEVER MIND! I found something to do."”