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No one is as happy as they seem on Facebook, as depressed as they seem on Twitter, or as employed as they seem on LinkedIn.
Someone on NPR said "stadia" instead of "stadiums" and I had to pull my car over.
It's as if we waited until we had officially won net neutrality before we got as stupid as we could possibly be on the internet.
Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: Why is it in helvetica?