Can someone please, for fuck sake, take Hozier to church, so he can shut up about it.
@MartinHoscik @frankcottrell_b @tompeck A Tory minister cannot be an independent broker in the powersharing talks a… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
You can buy a bag of apples and a roll of puff pastry for £4, and cook and sell them for £20. That's huge turnover.
"Sometimes I like to draw the outline of my penis." - Dick Tracy
Jeremy Corbyn has a rescue cat. Theresa May thinks dogs ripping foxes apart is sport. This is all you need to know. #GE2017